5 Ways In Which Living With a Four-Year-Old Is Like Living With a Stereotypical Drunk Frat Boy

  • They have one volume – loud
  • You will need a hazmat suit if using the bathroom after they did
  • If there is a way to spill a drink, they will find it
  • Clothing is apparently optional
  • They love you one second, then hate you the next

 

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5 Items I Need To Remember When Meeting My Freshmen For The First Time Tomorrow

  • These are people’s children – treat them as I expect my own to be treated
  • I could be the only positive male role model they encounter – act accordingly
  • Everyone learns at different speeds and in different ways
  • Some of these kids are dealing with things I can’t even fathom – keep an open mind and a kind heart
  • No matter what, I have to remember I’m the grown up (even though it’s sometime’s really hard)

 

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5 Reasons I’m Excited To See Suicide Squad

  • It’s the big-screen realization of a concept originated in 1959
  • Jared Leto’s Joker
  • It’s going “all in” on magic, razor boomerangs, crocodile skin, Will Smith, and … um … ropes
  • Viola Davis playing Amanda Waller, aka “The Wall”
  • It does not suffer the baggage and preconceived notions of its DC counterparts, which makes it unpredictable

 

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