“Pfwahh. Errh Brohtt ahhr ummk.” “Gwaack, Hurmph! Rrerrm ibb fwapt.” Oh. I’m sorry. How rude. You don’t speak Zombie, of course. I’ll just have to narrate this little tale for you, then. My name is obviously Brohtt. You’re not stupid—you gathered that much. You caught me talking with my dear friend, Hurmph. Perhaps “dear friend”…
Now Only Available In Happy, Sad, Funny, Mad: Stories
Careful with that spider you’re about to step on. You might just end the world. I’m pleased to announce that “Besieged,” my short story, is now available for your listening enjoyment at Podbean, Amazon Music, or simply by clicking the player below. Of course, it would also be amazing if you read it in the…
If you could literally do anything and go anywhere, how would you choose to spend your time? Such is the question posed by “Natural Law.” Listen to “Natural Law” at Podbean, Amazon Music, or by using the player below. You can also read it in my collection entitled Happy, Sad, Funny, Mad.
Listen to this story at Podbean Listen to this story at Amazon Music I’m standing in our dining room, looking out of the picture window. Honestly, that’s not true. It should be our dining room. It’s actually our kids’ toy room. I like to see what’s going on out there. Usually, the answer is “not…
Listen at Podbean Listen at Amazon Music You want to know who comes first? That’s right—you do. It’s your right—your God-given right as an American citizen—to do whatever you think needs to be done. Who are they to tell you anything? You’re smart. You’ve been through a few things. You know what’s what, right? These…
Now Only Available In Happy, Sad, Funny, Mad: Stories
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